Rachel: Look at my pretty tights.
Zekers: Mommy, I wanna wear tights.
Me: Sorry, Budders, you don't have any tights.
Zekers: But I really wanna wear tights!
Me: Well, you're never wearing them unless you're in a play that involves the words "Robin Hood."
Zekers: Why not?
Me: Because boys who wear tights are boys with scary issues.
Zekers: (matter-of-factly) But I have scary issues!!
Me: Well . . . you've got a point.
5 comments:
so, as long as they are green, can i buy him a pair????
I hear men in tights make big bucks in Hollywood!
*LOL* classic!
~d - AAAAAck! NO tights of any color! You realize if you bought him a pair he'd insist on wearing them to church, along with his black afro wig. . .
This post made me laugh out loud! You have a great way of giving us insight into your kids' personalities! - Brooke
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